Lawns: Our
Disconnected Story World in Action
Submitted by
a Course Participant, Author Unknown
Grass lawns
have to be the stupidest thing we've come up with outside of
cigarettes; we constantly battle dandelions, Queen Anne's lace,
thistle, violets, chicory and clover that thrive naturally, so
we can grow grass that must be nursed through an annual four-step
chemical dependency.
Imagine the
conversation The Creator might have with St. Francis about this:
"Frank,
you know all about gardens and nature. What in the world is going
on down there in the USA? What happened to the dandelions, violets,thistle
and stuff I started eons ago? I had a perfect, no-maintenance
garden plan. Those plants grow in any type of soil, withstand
drought and multiply with abandon. The nectar from the long-lasting
blossoms attracted butterflies, honey bees and flocks of songbirds.
I expected to see a vast garden of colors by now. But all I see
are these green rectangles."
"It's
the tribes that settled there, Lord. The Suburbanites. They started
calling your flowers 'weeds' and went to great extent to kill
them and replace them with grass."
"Grass?
But it's so boring. It's not colorful. It doesn't attract butterflies,
birds and bees, only grubs and sod worms. It's temperamental
with temperatures. Do these Suburbanites really want all that
grass growing there?"
"Apparently
so, Lord. They go to great pains to grow it and keep it green.
They begin each spring by fertilizing grass and poisoning any
other plant that crops up in the lawn."
"The spring
rains and cool weather probably make grass grow really fast.
That must make the Suburbanites happy."
"Apparently
not, Lord. As soon as it grows a little, they cut it - sometimes
twice a week."
"They
cut it? Do they then bale it like hay?"
"Not exactly,
Lord. Most of them rake it up and put it in bags"
"They
bag it? Why? Is it a cash crop? Do they sell it?"
"No, Sir.
Just the opposite. They pay to throw it away."
"Now let
me get this straight. They fertilize grass so it will grow. And
when it does grow, they cut it off and pay to throw it away?"
"Yes,
sir."
"These
Suburbanites must be relieved in the summer when we cut back
on the rain and turn up the heat. That surely slows the growth
and save them a lot of work."
"You aren't
gonna believe this, Lord. When the grass stops growing so fast,
they drag out hoses and pay more money to water it so they can
continue to mow it and pay to get rid of it."
"What
nonsense. At least they kept some of the trees. That was a sheer
stroke of genius, if I do say so myself. The trees grow leaves
in the spring to provide beauty and shade in the summer. In the
autumn they fall to the ground and form a natural blanket to
keep moisture in the soil and protect the trees and bushes. Plus,
as they rot, the leaves form compost to enhance the soil. It's
a natural circle of life."
"You better
sit down, Lord. The Suburbanites have drawn a new circle. As
soon as the leaves fall, they rake them into great piles and
have them hauled away."
"No! What
do they do to protect the shrub and tree roots in the winter
and keep the soil moist and loose?"
"After
throwing away your leaves, they go out and buy something they
call mulch. They haul it home and spread it around in place of
the leaves."
"And where
do they get this mulch?"
"They
cut down trees and grind them up."
"Enough.
I don't want to think about this anymore. Saint Catherine, you're
in charge of the arts. What movie have you scheduled for us tonight?"
"Dumb
and Dumber, Lord. It's a real stupid movie about........."
"Never
mind, I think I just heard the whole story."
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