Lawns:
Our Nature-Disconnected Story World in Action
Submitted by a
Course Participant, Author Unknown
Grass
lawns have to be the stupidest thing we've come up with outside of
cigarettes; we constantly battle dandelions, Queen Anne's lace,
thistle, violets, chicory and clover that thrive naturally, so we can
grow grass that must be nursed through an annual four-step chemical
dependency.
Imagine
the conversation The Creator might have with St. Francis about this:
"Frank,
you know all about gardens and nature. What in the world is going on
down there in the USA? What happened to the dandelions, violets,thistle
and stuff I started eons ago? I had a perfect, no-maintenance garden
plan. Those plants grow in any type of soil, withstand drought and
multiply with abandon. The nectar from the long-lasting blossoms
attracted butterflies, honey bees and flocks of songbirds. I expected
to see a vast garden of colors by now. But all I see are these green
rectangles."
"It's
the tribes that settled there, Lord. The Suburbanites. They started
calling your flowers 'weeds' and went to great extent to kill them and
replace them with grass."
"Grass?
But it's so boring. It's not colorful. It doesn't attract butterflies,
birds and bees, only grubs and sod worms. It's temperamental with
temperatures. Do these Suburbanites really want all that grass growing
there?"
"Apparently
so, Lord. They go to great pains to grow it and keep it green. They
begin each spring by fertilizing grass and poisoning any other plant
that crops up in the lawn."
"The
spring rains and cool weather probably make grass grow really fast.
That must make the Suburbanites happy."
"Apparently
not, Lord. As soon as it grows a little, they cut it - sometimes twice
a week."
"They
cut it? Do they then bale it like hay?"
"Not
exactly, Lord. Most of them rake it up and put it in bags"
"They
bag it? Why? Is it a cash crop? Do they sell it?"
"No,
Sir. Just the opposite. They pay to throw it away."
"Now
let me get this straight. They fertilize grass so it will grow. And
when it does grow, they cut it off and pay to throw it away?"
"Yes,
sir."
"These
Suburbanites must be relieved in the summer when we cut back on the
rain and turn up the heat. That surely slows the growth and save them a
lot of work."
"You
aren't gonna believe this, Lord. When the grass stops growing so fast,
they drag out hoses and pay more money to water it so they can continue
to mow it and pay to get rid of it."
"What
nonsense. At least they kept some of the trees. That was a sheer stroke
of genius, if I do say so myself. The trees grow leaves in the spring
to provide beauty and shade in the summer. In the autumn they fall to
the ground and form a natural blanket to keep moisture in the soil and
protect the trees and bushes. Plus, as they rot, the leaves form
compost to enhance the soil. It's a natural circle of life."
"You
better sit down, Lord. The Suburbanites have drawn a new circle. As
soon as the leaves fall, they rake them into great piles and have them
hauled away."
"No!
What do they do to protect the shrub and tree roots in the winter and
keep the soil moist and loose?"
"After
throwing away your leaves, they go out and buy something they call
mulch. They haul it home and spread it around in place of the leaves."
"And
where do they get this mulch?"
"They
cut down trees and grind them up."
"Enough.
I don't want to think about this anymore. Saint Catherine, you're in
charge of the arts. What movie have you scheduled for us tonight?"
"Dumb
and Dumber, Lord. It's a real stupid movie about........."
"Never
mind, I think I just heard the whole story."
"Well, not exactly, Lord, You know,
you should try not to be so judgemental. Select her for a true continuation of this
story that very few people know about."